pertaining to the great toilet paper run of 2020!
I mentioned yesterday that I don’t get it. Why toilet paper? From coast to coast, there is no toilet paper on the shelves. What is going on? Whatever are we going to do if we run out of toilet paper?
Just remember that you have within feet of your toilet something that is, in essence, a full body bidet (pronounced beh-day). If you don’t know what a bidet is, look it up!
Though Satan should buffet, though trials should come, Let this blest assurance control, That Christ hath regarded my helpless estate, And hath shed His own blood for my soul.Horatio Spafford – It Is Well With My Soul