Okay, this guy absolutely must be the pastor!!!

He wears many hats, has a goofy look on on his face most of the time, everybody wants him to be what they want him to be, many want a piece of him, and a few just love to pull him apart.
Oh, he also can hide some of his most critical pieces in his backside protected by a trap door.

Godzilla thinks Hitchhiker needs a vacation!

