A Rhetorical Question
Can somebody explain how the loudest, must rambunctious, judgmental, mail attacking, little monster in residence in our house, the one who earned his nickname (The Monster Behind the Door), suddenly becomes a sniveling, chicken livered, silent little coward whenever a firecracker goes off in the neighborhood or thunder rolls through a valley miles away!?!?

You have been weighed… You have been measured… And you have absolutely been found wanting!
A Knight’s Tale – To Count Adhemar by Wat, Roland, Kate, Chaucer, and William
